Looking for: A partner in crime, not just a witness: Someone who's down for adventures, whether it's scaling a metaphorical mountain (metaphorically, because heights terrify me) or conquering the all-you-can-eat buffet at our favorite hole-in-the-wall joint. ️ Someone who speaks fluent sarcasm: Bonus points if you can decipher my passive-aggressive social work lingo ("bless your heart" is not always a compliment). A champion cuddler: Because let's be honest, even superheroes need their capes washed and emotional support after a long day of saving the world (or at least trying to).‍♀️‍♂️

About me: Tetiana's Tale: Not Your Average Damsel in Distress (Who Secretly Wants One Anyway) Occupation: Social Worker (aka: Professional Adult Wrangler, Master Negotiator of Life's Hot Messes) Warning: I may occasionally quote cheesy inspirational posters, but I promise I make up for it with my killer dance moves (think Elaine from Seinfeld, but with more grace... maybe).

Job: social worker